Quotations

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
—George Bernard Shaw

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.
—Oscar Wilde

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
—George Bernard Shaw

Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw.
—Nigel Rees